25 Dirty Jokes To Tell Your Friends That You Can't Help But Laugh At
Let’s be real: life can be hard. Sometimes you need a little humor to get you through the day. Laughter is the best medicine, after all! But some of us have a slightly more twisted sense of humor than others. Is there anything funnier than some NSFW jokes that get you laughing when you shouldn’t? We don’t think so, and that’s why we’ve compiled a list of funny dirty jokes that’ll have you struggling to keep a straight face
Plenty on this hilariously inappropriate list is sex jokes and dirty riddles that are totally inappropriate for kids. (So, yeah, keep them away from kids.) But that’s what makes us love them even more, they’re like a treat at the end of the day after bedtime when only the adults are left standing. Start practicing your poker face, because these jokes and one-liners tend to stick in the brain and we’ve brought out the big guns with some dirty knock-knock jokes. No reading this bunch before any big board meetings, unless you want to get a fit of giggles midway through. Read on to see our favorites.
13. What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?
14. Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind. You'll never get it!
15. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!
16. Having sex in an elevator is wrong.
On so many levels.
17. Why is masturbation just like procrastination?
It's all good until you realize you're only screwing yourself.
18. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
19. What kind of bees make milk?
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20. Knock, knock!
Open the door and find out, asshole!
21. Knock, knock!
22. Knock, knock.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.
23. Knock, Knock!
Dewey see a condom? It's dark in here!
24. Knock, knock.
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo?! Gross!
25. What's the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris?
Guys don't care.